I was able to acquire the Dell E5500.. Large upgrade from the IBM T42.
I setup it up solely for SHTFLI! I still need to install Office Home & Business 2010, once thats done.. iTS DONE.
This has 4gig of RAM, however only running Windows 7 32bit, because of the possible programming this may be doing... It does have a serial port and VGA out for a TV..
Core 2 Duo P8700 (2.53ghz)